powers

Any power you want, choose anything, but only one at a time, anything like amplifying viruses, creating them, or finding hot wheels.

why…?

My power is invisibility

Because light goes through you, you’re completely blind when invisible

:skull: lemme re think my life lmao

Mind control

You have ADHD

no change ez w

Omnipotence, it is basically having every single power or something like that where it is infinite. Think of it as being god. Also technically, this power is immune to getting weaknesses but ya know that ruins the funny.

whenever you use you’re power you are permantly erased with no proof of you’re existence with 0 way to come back :))

nice, that is a funny one

real

a funnier one would be you turn into bowl of spaghetti when you use you’re powers

ah yes, the godly spaghetti 30/10

banana duplication

Each time you use your powers, the radioactivity of the duplicated banana doubles.

stonks

sell it to the usa once they turn into pure uranium

or just bomb hiroshima again lol

Open a nuclear power plant or smthn/ give them to people I don’t like

Also it’ll take a long time before the bannanas are harmful iirc they are at like 1 millionth of what we need to get cancer or smthn