Any power you want, choose anything, but only one at a time, anything like amplifying viruses, creating them, or finding hot wheels.
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My power is invisibility
Because light goes through you, youâre completely blind when invisible
lemme re think my life lmao
Mind control
You have ADHD
no change ez w
Omnipotence, it is basically having every single power or something like that where it is infinite. Think of it as being god. Also technically, this power is immune to getting weaknesses but ya know that ruins the funny.
whenever you use youâre power you are permantly erased with no proof of youâre existence with 0 way to come back :))
nice, that is a funny one
real
a funnier one would be you turn into bowl of spaghetti when you use youâre powers
ah yes, the godly spaghetti 30/10
banana duplication
Each time you use your powers, the radioactivity of the duplicated banana doubles.
stonks
sell it to the usa once they turn into pure uranium
or just bomb hiroshima again lol
Open a nuclear power plant or smthn/ give them to people I donât like
Also itâll take a long time before the bannanas are harmful iirc they are at like 1 millionth of what we need to get cancer or smthn