This is gonna be a short thing to pass the time here while we’re waiting for the Murder Mystery Pilot.
but you need real people to do things, the only imaginary people are the teachers
CHAPTER 1
MONDAY
The bell rang at 8:00 am starting the school day.
Monke slipped away from class and headed toward the science lab.
He went inside and started cooking meth.
He was almost finished, when A-bot went into the lab.
He didn’t know what Monke was doing and walked up to him.
“Hello Monke,” said A-bot, “whatcha doing?”
“Cooking meth” replied Monke.
A-bot freaked out and ran away cause he’s a coward.
Monke shrugged and continued working on the meth.
Meanwhile, F1NN does parkour on the rooftops wearing a glide suit.
GiggaPoggers gets too distracted watching him during gun safety class and accidentally shoots a teacher in the head.
F1NN hears the gunshot and turns to look.
Around the same time, Faraway Flame starts playing on his Nintendo Switch during World History.
He 0-to-deaths an unsuspecting Zelda with Sora as the rest of the class watches, but the teacher doesn’t seem to notice.
Also in the same room, is io_game_developer who starts playing unblocked games on his iPad.
However, the teacher catches him and sends him to the principal’s office.
Flame is still chillin’ with his Nintendo.
Lewcantoucan randomly says, “Hi Future!”
After a while, the Lunch bell rings.
Random_Guy decided that he didn’t like his Spanish teacher.
He grabs a car bomb from his backpack and places it under their desk.
Then Random_Guy heads out to lunch, accidentally grabbing GiggaPoggers’s bag which looks just like his.
Gigga took Random’s bag and went outside, unbeknownst there was a C4 in it.
During lunch, Slapadabass ate bananas.
He ate 24 of them.
All of a sudden, he collapsed.
He was rushed to the hospital.
They found out he had potassium poisoning, and told him not to eat any more bananas.
Back at school, Monke tried selling his meth, but couldn’t find anyone to buy it.
Because nobody bought his meth, Monke got angry and sprinted to his locker, opened the secret door, and pulled out a sniper.
Then he went to the roof of the office.
He hid behind the small barrier which was built to direct water when it rains, and started shooting people.
First, he shot io_game_developer’s head, who was walking out of the office.
Then he shot an English teacher in the chest.
He finally shot F1NN in the leg who was still doing parkour on the buildings and Monke wanted a fast-moving target.
Then Monke was happy, put his gun away, and went to get a snack (which he put meth in.)
A while later, ArtieMars was walking down a hallway.
Monke jumped him and forced him to buy some fentanyl he just made.
Then Monke ran off to do something else.
prookl normally rides the bus to school, but during school, he found out there are only short busses which made him question his mental state which made him wonder what this school really was which made him wonder if his parents loved him which made him think that he was adopted which made him consider that he was not real which made him question his whole existence and he went on and on and on and on and eventually his head started to hurt so he went and bought some of Monke’s fentanyl and meth and had those and then his head blew up.
A little before the end of the day, SpiffyCayden walked up to Monke.
“Hi,” he said, “can I have some of your meth?”
Monke said, “Yeah, here. It costs $1000 per pack.”
SpiffyCayden paid and tried some.
“Wow!” he exclaimed, “It tastes better than mine.”
Monke asked, “You make meth?”
SiffyCayden replied “Yeah.”
They talked for a bit and decided to set up a massive cartel at school.
Then the bell for the end of the day rang, and they all went home.
TUESDAY
The bell rang at 8:00 am.
Monke and SpiffyCayden started making plans for their cartel.
ArtieMars was so scared by them that he bought a pistol for himself.
After some planning, Monke buys a few new guns.
He tries one of them out.
He shoots at Faraway Flame but misses.
Lewcantoucan clones himself 8 billion times.
He walks around campus.
Then he sees Gautam.
He uses his Infinity Gauntlet snap and deletes half of the world.
Faraway Flame accidentally summons Tabuu while playing his Nintendo Switch and messes it up.
Sadly for Lewcantoucan, he and his clones were all deleted.
SPECIAL SCENE DELETED DUE TO STUFF, BUT IT IS STILL CANON
(CANON EVENTS…)
GiggaPoggers was getting ready to leave class for lunch.
He still had Random_Guy’s backpack, and the C4 was still in the bottom pocket.
The bell rang, and GiggaPoggers bolted out of his seat.
The ran toward the door, almost reaching it.
Then he tripped on a chair leg and fell face-first onto the floor.
The C4 slipped out of his backpack, and hit the floor with a thud, activating the bomb to blow.
Before anyone realized what happened, the room blew up.
The chemistry teacher, GiggaPoggers, and DesertShadow were blown up in the explosion.
However, as the dust started to clear, a faint light appeared in the wreckage.
A large flash of light burst from the center, and a figure started floating out of the wreckage.
It was DesertShadow.
He glowed with a green fury, angry at the world he lost.
Using all of his power, he blew up the school cafeteria.
ArtieMars was sadly (for him) stuck in the building when it crashed down on him.
DeserShadow was happy with what he had done and began to rise to the heavens.
He was going higher and higher when the USA Military thought he was an enemy drone and blew him up.
Even in death, he was remembered by the students as the one who freed them from the terrible food.
Then the bell rang and they all went home.
WEDNESDAY
The bell rang at 8:00 a.m.
As soon as class started, Monke set up a hologram and snuck out.
He and SpiffyCayden met up at their secret factory (ITS ROOM 618) and started planning for the day.
They wrote down a list of things, names, places, items, and more.
As they brainstormed, they decided to hire a new member.
Between 2nd and 3rd periods, they set up fliers to hire someone.
After multiple interviews, they hired MonkeyD.Luffy
Meanwhile, Shadowblade was in biology class.
They were studying ants.
Shadowblade was holding a box of them when it slipped from his hands and fell onto him.
He ran outside to the garden hose and sprayed water all over himself.
Then he was fine and went back inside.
Monke, SpiffyCayden, and MonkeyD.Luffy were planning.
Monke had a great idea, so they were studying the school’s blueprints.
They were looking for a good location.
While reading them, SpiffyCayden found out that the entire school was made out of nanotech.
All they needed to do was hack the school’s system, and then they could build anything they needed.
Elemeltalboi snuggled a flamethrower into school somehow.
He burned down the art building.
Darkoknight walks into school and shoots everyone with a NERF gun.
He gets sent to the principal’s office.
MonkeyD.Luffy followed him and set the principal’s office on fire.
Darkoknight, the principal, and the vice principal died.
A-bot feels bad for ArtieMars, so he finds the Infinity Stones and brings him back to life.
ArtieMars sneaks into Monke’s meth lab and blows it up.
Then he calls the military for help.
MonkeyD.Luffy managed to get the nuclear launch code somehow.
MonkeyD.Luffy blows up the army.
Faraway_Flame summons Matt from Wii Sport who proceeds to throw shotputs at everyone.
MonkeyD.Liffy puts a stink bomb in the teachers bathroom, but gets caught and sentenced to detention.
Slapadabass decides to find SpiffyCayden on Thursday.
The bell rings, and school ends for that day.
THURSDAY
A-bot needed to bring an end to this.
He stole NASA’s Celestial-Object-Magnet.
He was going to aim it at the moon, but aimed it at Mars instead.
He activated the machine.
With a “BWOOP” sound, a beam fired out of the device.
It used a powerful gravitational force to pull Mars.
One minute later, the Red Planet shattered the Earth into pieces.
Everyone died.
THE END
FRIDAY
It was canceled by Mars.
