I cook and sell all my fentanyl
i take the bus to school, only to realize there are only short buses here.
i think; not a school, its a mental asylum
updated
i force everyone into the squid games
tomorrow (in school timing)
Alr
I want some matter of fact let me help make it
Let me join you in school shootings
bet lol
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I kind of want a gun for self-defense against monke.
a gun wont help against a blackhole :))
ur too broke to afford one
bro really thinks he has a blackhole in his back pocket bro’s being sucked first before i do…
nuh uh i run a cartel
me?
monke
we both are being instantly sucked in also if you couldnt tell that was a joke Lmaooo
Monke tries to shoot Flame, but misses.
monke dies of meth poisoning. I clone myself 8 billion times, and 4 billion are female (human toucan hybrids obviously). I then proceed to have all the clones go to school and operate under a hive mind, ready to trigger (pull a thanos infinity gauntlet snap) at any sign of gautam. If I see gautam, I kill half the world so only my clones can live and do normal human things (wink wink) and age. I will have a planet of the toucans.