write the most absurd, bizzare, confusing sentence

write something like for example “if you bought 3 beetles, and saw a cat, while dancing, how many eggs would fit inside of your purse”

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Nah

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I good.

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We good, thanks for the offer though.

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I bet that I would be able to fit at most thirteen unscrambled century egg yolks and 1/4 of a gnome manufactured in 1983 inside my half eaten suitcase tbh.

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I literally knew that elemental was gonna do this lmao

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I lowk thought that you was saying that was happening :sob:

Oh no I can’t go to the event because I need to walk my fish so that he doesn’t drown.

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oh dam same, thats why I wasent there sorry

I have the most dog like cat

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What is gonna do when it sees danger? meow? :skull:

He made me get stitches once

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Here is the most absurd sentence…

Cats are better than dogs

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True (I mean false)

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I’m a cat person and I disapprove of this absurd sentence.

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A spider stepped on a toaster when a jellybean flew at it and started barking.

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That is literally the most absurd sentence I have ever said, you will never be seeing me say this again :skull:

Dangit that should be me

I remember arguing this with battleship a long time ago.

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